<p>I am running too
Vote for me people !!</p>
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<li>Hobbes344</li>
<li>Stevezilla1088</li>
<li>calidan</li>
<li>cantstandmenow</li>
<li>usna_reject</li>
<li>shrek2004</li>
<li>Vaish88</li>
<li>deus.ex.machina</li>
<li>astrix</li>
<li>sucharita</li>
<li>SabrinaJ</li>
<li>sarorah</li>
<li>filmxoxo17</li>
<li>kimbojion</li>
<li>coqui</li>
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<p>Man this is old! I totally forgot I even did this. Shows you what crazy stuff you do when you are still drinking.</p>
<p>The</a> TOP TEN Requirements for Becoming a Moderator:
- You must be a high school dropout. Dropouts from fully accredited grammar schools will be considered if they promise to never read any books or newspapers. Comic books and Rolling Stone are the only allowable reading materials. </p>
<ol> <li><p>You must memorize the Top 100 USNews college rankings---including all data elements. You must certify that you have never visited the website of the PrincEDITEDview. </p></li> <li><p>You must be able to type the word "banned" while blindfolded, half asleep, and laughing. Moderators are expected to learn how to spell "bannd" without error. </p></li> <li><p>You must never have stepped foot on any college campus, worn a college sweatshirt, or placed a college decal on the rear window of your Volvo. You may attend ONE college football game per season, but no "cheering" is permitted. </p></li> <li><p>Dark Blue must be your favorite color. Any tendency towards green preference is grounds for immediate dismissal. </p></li> <li><p>You must be able to recite the College Confidential Terms of Service---in both directions in English, French, German, Japanese, Farsi, and sign language. </p></li> <li><p>You must have a "dark" personality and be generally supportive of the dark personality of all other moderators. </p></li> <li><p>You must master the art of typing in italics and colors. </p></li> <li><p>You must memorize the Secret Red Dot Code for dirty words. </p></li> <li><p>Finally, you must know how to use a Ouija board in determining all moderator decisions. All moderators must provide their own Ouija boards.
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<p>
<p>Quote: Originally Posted by Sheeprun 1. You must be a high school dropout. Dropouts from fully accredited grammar schools will be considered if they promise to never read any books or newspapers. Comic books and Rolling Stone are the only allowable reading materials. </p>
<ol> <li><p>You must memorize the Top 100 USNews college rankings---including all data elements. You must certify that you have never visited the website of the PrincEDITEDview. </p></li> <li><p>You must be able to type the word "banned" while blindfolded, half asleep, and laughing. Moderators are expected to learn how to spell "bannd" without error. </p></li> <li><p>You must never have stepped foot on any college campus, worn a college sweatshirt, or placed a college decal on the rear window of your Volvo. You may attend ONE college football game per season, but no "cheering" is permitted. </p></li> <li><p>Dark Blue must be your favorite color. Any tendency towards green preference is grounds for immediate dismissal. </p></li> <li><p>You must be able to recite the College Confidential Terms of Service---in both directions in English, French, German, Japanese, Farsi, and sign language. </p></li> <li><p>You must have a "dark" personality and be generally supportive of the dark personality of all other moderators. </p></li> <li><p>You must master the art of typing in italics and colors. </p></li> <li><p>You must memorize the Secret Red Dot Code for dirty words. </p></li> <li><p>Finally, you must know how to use a Ouija board in determining all moderator decisions. All moderators must provide their own Ouija boards.
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<p>bbbanned?? :(
lol that was pretty funny, i wonder what sheeprun's up to now..haven't seen him ina while</p>
<p>Why does this damn thread reappear every 4 months or so :eek: It is like trying to get rid of the ex-girlfriend who keeps calling and calling...</p>
<p>Or like that frustrating fat chick in your AFJROTC class who doesn't ever shut up.</p>
<p>Please don't personalize it tuftsplease :rolleyes:</p>
<p>nah joey i like the thread, it comes up in the searches, and i just had an urge to reply to it, again, i'm sorry, i wont' bring it up anymore, but i still think it's pretty funny, and somehow I knew you'd respond lolz :)</p>
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<li>Hobbes344</li>
<li>Stevezilla1088</li>
<li>calidan</li>
<li>cantstandmenow</li>
<li>usna_reject</li>
<li>shrek2004</li>
<li>Vaish88</li>
<li>deus.ex.machina</li>
<li>astrix</li>
<li>sucharita</li>
<li>SabrinaJ</li>
<li>sarorah</li>
<li>filmxoxo17</li>
<li>kimbojion</li>
<li>coqui</li>
<li>rexrun467</li>
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<p>dis will be interesting</p>