<p>For me it had to be at University of Maryland where a mom asked "What are the chances of my son getting laid?"</p>
<p>That is a direct quote.</p>
<p>hahaha wow i don't have one nearly as funny, but:</p>
<p>on a BC tour:</p>
<p>kid with dyed blue hair, lots of piercings: is this school, like, into god?
abercrombie-esque tour guide: duh.</p>