<p>When I finished the BC Calculus FRQ section, I wrote a whole bunch of math jokes.</p>
<p>“I wish I were a derivative…so I could be tangent to your curves.”</p>
<p>"Why did the topologist’s marriage fail?
A: Because he thought that arbitrary unions were open. "</p>
<p>“Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3…”</p>
<p>“There are 10 kinds of mathematicians. Those who can think binarily and those who can’t…”</p>
<p>“Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.
The first one says: “Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?”
The second one asks: “Are you sure?”
“Absolutely!””</p>
<p>etc…</p>
<p>And on 6.b, I had no idea how to approach the problem, so I wrote:
“What the f(x)???”</p>
<p>I had time at the end of the short answers part of the ap art history test so I drew mustaches on the figures of the Ara Pacis, Picasso, and Naram-Sin.</p>
<p>Not mine, but a former teacher of mine spent a summer as an AP reader and told us two stories:</p>
<ol>
<li><p>The guy told a story and elaborately weaved in the answers to the FRQ throughout it. I think this was in human geography and the first question was about the movement of people. So he went through the evoltuion of Renfrew hypothesis and all the crap, told about how he settled in a city and it ended up being a primate city with a disproportionate population, and went on and on.</p></li>
<li><p>Another person simply wrote, “Hello AP Reader. I understand how stressful your job can be. So why don’t you take a break and go grab yourself a coffee and smoke a cigarette?”</p></li>
</ol>
<p>I put the randomest quotes/lyrics.
“Last name ever first name greatest…”
Then…
“our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure, its is our light not our darkness that most frightens us…”</p>
<p>My friend likes to put in words like necrophiliac then cross them out, so the readers get confused. Maybe not the best strategy but it sounds pretty funny xD</p>
<p>I followed this year’s “AP prank” and wrote “May the odds ever me in my favor” but for AP lit, thats when i went nuts… For the last essay, I wrote about how the society’s surroundings of opium dens and bars and city excesses encouraged Dorian Gray to follow a You-Only-Live-Once principle. For the second essay I wrote about how the “so what” technique is a perfect literal example of an AP lit technique for essay writing and then crossed it out. My lit teacher preached the “So what” method.!</p>
<p>Funny story from the AP Bio exam. When the proctor said “Put your student pack on your table” my one friend (who knew he was getting a 1 anyway and decided to go out in style) intentionally misunderstood her as saying “Put your table on your student pack” and proceeded to flip over his table.</p>
<p>After the Bio test, everyone Bernied out the door. This was after I stated in one FRQ that Michael Bay movies cause genetic mutations.</p>
<p>Also, during the English Lit test, I compared the layered symbolism in the prose to Gary Oldman’s depiction of George Smiley in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. I crossed both of the FRQ things out lightly, though.</p>
<p>@Fawkes, I don’t think they’re going to read what you crossed out if its lenghty. They have to go through hundreds of essays and don’t have time to read extra stuff :P</p>
<p>I had no idea what one of the answers for one of the FRQs on Bio was, and it was asking for comparisons, so I said that each of them was a 1980s rock band. The former preferred a fusion of alternate and Reggae while the latter was strict melodeath. </p>
<p>Then since I had extra time when I was done, I wrote a note to the AP reader telling them they perform an admirable job and that they should get a donut and enjoy the nice weather.</p>
<p>Then I drew a stick figure battle scene with airplanes and stuff.</p>