<p>Week one of AP season is already over!</p>
<p>Just wanted to bring up the topic of people writing weird, funny things on their DBQs and free responses. </p>
<p>Did you guys come up with anything?</p>
<p>I just wrote "I'm sorry" after I finished one of my free responses for ap euro and crossed it out twice so it was visible enough to read.</p>
<p>Share your stories!</p>
<p>and good luck to those who still need to take tests!</p>
<p>I wrote “I lost” on my fourth Gov FRQ (and crossed it out afterward, of course).</p>
<p>(speaking of which, I just lost the game.)</p>
<p>I paperclipped a $ 100 note.</p>
<p>I wrote a list of rules (i had a lot of time left):</p>
<p>PlanetFruitcake,
you’re kidding… right?</p>
<p>@PlanetFruitcake: LOLOLOL</p>
<p>About the 100, yes</p>
<p>The list, no…</p>
<p>it went something like </p>
<p>1- Don’t Ride your bike on the treadmill. (its painful)
2- Dont bike in the highway wearing a blindfold (also very painful)</p>
<p>etc etc…</p>
<p>@PlanetFruitcake
lol. if I may ask, what test was this for…? :P</p>
<p>AP US history. (i picked 2 & 5)</p>
<p>I hope they accept your bribe. That would be awesome.</p>
<p>There was a facebook group this year asking people to write “I’m a let you finish, but…” and cross it out. On the second essay of the U.S. Gov/Pol exam, which was about political action committees, I wrote, “I’m a let you finish, but 527s (another kind of group) are the best ever!!” I felt really clever for about half a second, then I crossed it out with three thick lines - still readable, but less obvious.</p>
<p>Also, on the French exam, my friend wrote, “oh man, I’m having a really bad day” in English in the middle of her essay, and crossed it out.</p>
<p>Question 2: In which ways, politically, militarily, and diplomatically gave the Americans the advantage in the Revolutionary war? (or something like that…)</p>
<p>MY continued list of rules:</p>
<p>3- no juggling active hand grenades
4- no jumping out of a plane to film skydivers without wearing a parachute
5- no trying to get enough light to look down the barrel of a loaded muzzleloader gun using a cigarette lighter
6- no attempting to play Russian roulette with a semi-auto pistol that automatically loads the next round into the chamber
7- cant remember i think it was :: no crashing through a window and falling to your death in trying to demonstrate that the window is unbreakable</p>
<p>I plan on putting this at the end of some bad WHAP essay:</p>
<p>“Don’t know much about history.
Don’t know much about biology-ee
Don’t know much about no rise-and-fall,
Don’t know much about nothin’ at a-all-a,
But I do know that I love you,
and I know that if you love me too,
What a wonderful world it would be!”</p>
<p>@PlanetFruitcake
lol. your AP grader will get a laugh out of this.</p>
<p>I sure hope so, maybe an extra point ;)</p>
<p>I am also taking bio exam day after tomorrow. I’m gunna give him $250 for 40/40</p>
<p>Did anyone circle in all the bubbles for the “survey” or even the actual questions, you know, just for fun?</p>
<p>@PlanetFruitcake
i’m taking ap bio too! i’m just going to wing it. check my other thread out:
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/ap-tests-preparation/925437-ap-biology-anxiety.html[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/ap-tests-preparation/925437-ap-biology-anxiety.html</a></p>
<p>in APUSH
in the middle of my dbq i wrote I SEE YOU and crossed it out</p>
<p>then at the end of my last essay…actually this took up almost an entire page:
I drew a penguin wearing a top hat and a bow tie with a thought bubble that said “I’m a penguin wearing a bow tie!”
and then below that wrote " hope this cheers you up! thanks"</p>
<p>planet fruitcake. i like how you’re wasting your lifesavings on something that probably won’t get you very far… lol</p>