<p>better opt for getting lucky then...</p>
<p>or are you sayuing your standards are so low that it's impossible to lower them...like you'd shag a tree...a dead one...that's slimey and wormy...is that what you're saying?</p>
<p>Yeah, I'd use 2 rubbers for that. Otherwise you risk contracting splinters.</p>
<p>Haha Sparticus.</p>
<p>And I think it's a mix of drinking and diet. Because a night of drinking usually leads to me ordering and consuming large amounts of Wingz, Capital Corner, and Sammy's, plus several stops at Louie's and Bear Nasties. All of which I regret the next morning (I swear, sometimes it's more depressing than beer goggles).</p>
<p>mrnova! hasn't anybody told you that doublebagging is not smart! :p</p>
<p>trasi...shh i love nothing more than 2 am food binges....and 2 am food binges love me!</p>
<p>Yeah, normally doublebagging is bad, but for a tree I think you'd have to agree with me on the physics behind it.</p>
<p>Trasi: Just make sure you drink heavy ale beer so you'll be to full to eat, or drink alot of liquor and make sure you vomit/pass out. The passing out prevents you from being able to eat, and the vomiting keeps you thin and slender!</p>
<p>lol. nah i'm not saying that sparticus800. </p>
<p>i'm saying i'm a superficial azz :(</p>
<p>conceited azzhole too. it's not my fault. girls made me conceited.</p>
<p>Thanks for the sound advice. And when I become bulimic, I'll know who to blame.</p>
<p>But I've never thrown up from drinking. Some nights I really wish I would.</p>
<p>posts like that are a great way to make people like you evanescent...</p>
<p>im not conceited, just awesome</p>
<p>and posts like this, too</p>
<p>yay for hot girl threads evolving(as opposed to degenerating) into alcohol related threads!!</p>
<p>after all this hype you guys better have some sweet parties up there!! :cool:</p>
<p>we actually do rubberducky...very sweet parties</p>
<p>that end way too early</p>
<p>Thats what afterparties are for Spanks.</p>
<p>true, but my expectations were different...not like it matters, since I tend to be ****faced regardless</p>
<p>Try collegetown parties too, I once played beruit with this girl (yes a girl no less!) from like midnight to 6am. We only stopped because we finished the case of beer.</p>
<p>spanks, i wanna hear your response to grace</p>
<p>Ugh, I'm so out of it. </p>
<p>"hello guys! I am a current freshman at Cornell, bored out of mind, here to give you guys the insider's opinion on the hotness of the females AND males of the beautiful Cornell campus. I am a girl, of course, and will objectively give you some ideas of the hotness of the girls. To be quite honest, the girls here are" not "ookkkaaayyy." Anyways, there are plenty of "UGLY" girls, I don't know how you haven't seen them. Perhaps if you were perpetually drunk you might not see all of them, but some would definitely get past the wonderful shield known as beer goggles. There are many decent looking girls. Decent is a large range, from 4 to 7. Most of these decents fall in the 4 range, which according to my rule of Cornell is a 7. At Cornell, girls get 3 extra points due to the lack of good looking girls. So, a real life 8 becomes an 11 and has extra credit. Because many girls in the lower decent range receive more attention from guys at Cornell, they develop inflated egos and prance around as though they were the hottest **** ever. This makes for good times and fat girls shamelessly dancing on tables. Watch out for beer goggles, they'll certainly do you dirty. </p>
<p>Now, there are definitely good looking girls, though there are obviously less than there would be at a state school. As expected, these girls get with good looking guys. It's a self-selecting pool. If you're not hot/higher end of decent, just accept your place in life and stop complaining. I'm tired of delusional guys blaming their lack of sex on the ugliness of the girls. Perhaps if they were to get in touch with that oh-so-elusive concept of reality they'd stop. If you're good looking, you should have no trouble finding someone good looking, since parties select for better looking people.</p>
<p>Onto the ugly: there are some ghastly looking people. There aren't too many repulsive people, but there are plenty of people you'd regard as ugly. I don't know why people expect an ivy league school to be teeming with supermodels. Think of the people in your AP classes, were they particularly sexy? </p>
<p>Now, the OP says the weather is contrary to slutting it up/hookery. I find this to be false. Uggs and miniskirts, winter jackets or alcoholism provide immunity to the cold and allow for perpetual donning of slutty attire. </p>
<p>So, then we have the guys. There are more hot guys than girls, I'd say it's 3:1. Either you're going to have to reduce quantity or quality, the former might be better for your dignity. It's not hard finding a hot guy, or several hot guys in one night. Funny thing is many of lower-decent girls with new found self-esteems think it's a good idea to slut themselves out and get used by said guys, which makes me laugh. Anyways, I'm cool with Abercrombie and Fitch, but there are many guys who need to unpop their collars. There is definitely a large amount of preppy guys. While the guys are overall pretty good looking, I haven't seen too many of these models to which the OP refers. Sure, there are really hot guys, but models is pushing it. Then again, OP said her friend looked like a barbie. I can't comment on the size of guys because I'm not interested in small guys and would be biased. The OP commented on Asian guys, but I don't really think I should classify guys by race. Many of the Asian males are reclusive or decide to change their nerdy image and get alcohol poisoning in the process. Anyone remember the guy in the yellow shirt at some party?</p>
<p>Though the rumors about Cornell's physical appeal are awful, there are good looking people, they do exist. There are obviously many stereotypical AP kids, what did you expect? Then there are the people who try to change their images via alcohol/hookery. </p>
<p>Fret not, prefroshes, there are plenty of people who party and you will get oodles of Cornellian ass, which you might regret the next day. I think you all will have no trouble finding someone physically on your level, as long as you're honest with yourself about...yourself. </p>
<p>Relationships are awful, I suggest avoiding those at all costs...:). </p>
<p>It's college, everyone has at least one beer goggle incident, so don't get down on yourself when it happens to you.</p>
<p>End.</p>
<p>Eh, after 2 1/2 years of the hookery I think I've grown soft (emotionally speaking that is). Would be nice to have a girl in the morning. It can be hard to take a girl seriously after you've slept with her the first time you've met her. What the hell can I say when they ask if I think they're sluts or if I'm using them for sex? I think that's the problem, meeting people during the day.</p>
<p>HAHA YES!!!
i like your rather realistic approach spanks...
if youre good looking, youll get good looking girls. if you are decent looking, you will get decent looking girls. if you are hideous...well...idk you figure it out =P</p>