grace226's capture of cornell girls and guys

Colleges and Universities A-Z Cornell University
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<p>This reminds me of a comedian I saw at Cornell, forgot his name he was one of the "featuring" on SNL a few years back. He talked about how before he went to college he bought a massive box of condoms. He was very exctied and anxious. The punch line was he never used any until like junior or senior year, and by then they were all expired :)</p>

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<p>i wonder what happened to that comedian...i mean with jokes like that you dont expect him to remain one any longer...poor chap :D</p>

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<p>mrnova, exactly which yr of college are u attendin...
"This reminds me of a comedian I saw at Cornell, forgot his name he was one of the "featuring" on SNL a few years back"</p>

<p>ur not a freshman, i gather</p>

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<p>I thought the comedian they had during orientation this year was funny.</p>

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<p>there were some cute pics on the myspace thread.</p>

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<p>i will bet money that spanks doesnt quit after 2100 posts..any bets?</p>

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<p>Um, I'd bet, but I'll lose...hence the clear lack of seriousness in my post.</p>

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<p>Arjun, I'm a Junior (3rd year). I saw the comedian at Cornell when I was a Senior in Highschool, visiting Cornell.</p>

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<p>yea there were some cute pics. 2010 doesnt seem to be horribly disfigured...good job you guys!!! :D</p>

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<p>The comedian during our orientation was not funny...he was retarded. Well, he was OK, he got going with good jokes and then would kill it with a really random transition. He told a lot of good racial jokes, which led up to one of the highlights, in my opinion, which was, "It's ok to make fun of nazis...nobody get's mad and says 'hey, stop saying mean stuff about the nazis.'"</p>

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<p>haha yay for shallowness!</p>

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<p>now when you say the guys are big, do you mean in physical size of their bodies, say 6'5 250lbs and diesel (like me). Or other places (also like me). lol</p>

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<p>shameless.....just shameless.....</p>

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<p>haha, I find that most guys who are well endowed don't feel the need to talk about it.</p>

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<p>are you experienced enough to have a reliable sample pool, spanks?</p>

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<p>lol look what I've gotten myself into, thanks Sparticus :).</p>

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<p>I am well known for my King sized jack in the box.</p>

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<p>sorry; couldn't resist the opportunity to call you a slut without calling you a slut! ;)</p>

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<p>lol! thanks. Watch out for your life when you get back to Cornell ;). jk</p>

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<p>hey, its not my fault i get all the gluteus maximus ;)</p>