<p>Lol, my math teacher said I'd fall for every pick-up line when I go to college.</p>
<p>well if that's the case....</p>
<p>I need a map</p>
<p>because I'm lost in your eyes</p>
<p><em>rolls eyes</em>, over-used</p>
<p>If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.</p>
<p>Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?</p>
<p>Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. </p>
<p>If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.</p>
<p>Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?</p>
<p>you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.</p>
<p>Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?</p>
<p>Man, there are so many more of these. It's an unused arsenal.</p>
<p>Well, geez friend.</p>
<p>I apologize for not being very smooth</p>
<p>My favorite thrown at me? At the mall...</p>
<p>"See that fat guy checking you out over there? Now I don't look so bad, do I?"</p>
<p>Yeah, I didn't fall for it, thankyouverymuch.</p>
<p>The worst one...</p>
<p>"Are those your markers? Hi, my name is Mark and I'd like to mark you."</p>
<p>He sounds like a great guy.</p>
<p>You're probably not a fan of Marky Mark Wahlberg then, eh?</p>
<p>To tell you the truth, I had to look up that name to realize that Marky Mark Wahlberg is an actor...</p>
<p>Yeah, that should tell you exactly how in tune I am with pop culture.</p>
<p>As the ancient Greeks said: Is that a scroll in your toga or are you just excited to see me. </p>
<p>One from my own experience in the lab (which I didn't use)</p>
<p>Are you a fragment of DNA suspened in loading buffer and dye because you've been running in my agarose gel all day long.</p>
<p>I think the all time greatest pickup line has to be
"Hey, I tested negative!"</p>
<p>or...</p>
<p>"wanna see some pictures of my kids?"</p>