<p>A friend and I were eating at Houston Hall today and somebody came up to us with a “Declaration of Why I Should Be Accepted” or something like that (obviously a spoof on the Declaration of Independence), all done in colonial text, with a signature list at the bottom that included John Hancock’s signature. He told us he was deferred from Early Decision and asked us to sign, which we did. I thought it was pretty damn cool, and if you hang out here, good luck man.</p>
<p>By the way, does anyone know of any opportunities where I may offer my services for experiments or studies, etc, for money? I’m low on dough and I’m too busy (lazy) to get a job.</p>