<p>Wuld say. I just really wanna go 2 harvord. I saw dat video where natalie portmon talks about doing drugs and knew immediotely i wanded to go der. But ik that only the best of the best stoners go there. I herd dat some people wjo have graduoated won medals in blunt rolling in the olympics. I mean dats just cray cray</p>
<p>You killed it.</p>
<p>Okay a bad bit doesn’t ruin the comic’s whole routine. Keep going, man!</p>
<p>Usually it doesn’t, but this is CC. Once you post it, it’s not going away and no one will forget it. He should’ve quit while he was ahead after the first post.</p>
<p>This is an online community where if you have anything below a 4.0 you aren’t in the top 20%. Even the first part being funny is rare. If you want quality comedy go watch anything that doesn’t have Adam Sandler in it.</p>
<p>And if you want to listen to the word ■■■■■ repeated so many times it loses all meaning listen to little wayne. If you want to get scared out of your mind smoke a bunch of weed and watch Blink in 3d. Now I just turned on autocorrect and its making my spelling more better. So again. I ask: how much will my swag help me in harvard admissions? I did well in math because i knew my pemdas ( Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag). Ive done studies that shown Harvard has a massive swag deficiency and they were published in the Wall Street Journal. For all yalls who aren’t from the hood that means i wrote on a wall by a street. So just answer the question.</p>
<p>Man is tough to tell.
You know Harvard is a reach for everyone. Your 4.00 swagtastic GPA is great, almost to good to be true. But I’ll believe you.
Your 8.00 sec. blunt rolling is also impressive, but I knew a guy who did it in 6.45 sec. And didn’t make it.
Your work experience at McDonalds is good but I heard Harvard likes applicants who have worked for Burger King and Wendy’s better. Your serving time is amazing nevertheless but if you could find a job at Burger King or Wendy’s it will increase your chances.
The only downfall in your application would be your drive bye shooting.
You have to get that time under 5 seconds minimum if you want to have a chance at Harvard.
Your YSR award is going to look great in your application, but you have to try to get more awards.
You should really look into the SnapBack competition or the Hipster challenge.
Now for the Competitive pot smoking competition, don’t worry about it. I don’t know anyone who has ever won that competition they all just forget where they are and wander off. In fact, the Huffington post and New York Times ranked the competitive pot smoking competition 2nd in the worlds hardest competitions just behind the HLCYLTHTAHSBSH(How Long Can You Listen To a Hipster Talk About His Swag Before Shooting Him)</p>
<p>Thanks for the laugh!</p>
<p>I worked at Burger King as a cashier but I was fired because I also worked at McDonalds. Its not that they didn’t like that I was working for competition its that I told all the female customers that I would have them my way and they would be lovin it. I kept my job at McDonalds but was fired for watching fat people eat with binoculars. I tried to explain to them I was just whale watching but they didn’t listen. I kept my job at taco bell though. I thought making authentic mexican cuisine for mexicans would be hard but the only people ordering there are poor white people. Would Harvard like that I worked there?</p>
<p>Back to Taco Bell, no stand up career for you!</p>
<p>Would you like some taco sauce with that?</p>
<p>Harvard is a safety for you!</p>
<p>I definitely want an update if you got in or not. 
Bump.</p>