<p>I'm from Italy. </p>
<p>You might have heard that our country is full of corrupt civil servants. THAT'S TRUE!</p>
<p>You might have heard that we don't copulate enough and we're close to let all immigrants take over the nation. THAT'S TRUE! (but not as true as France, whose Min. Interior is a Hungarian) </p>
<p>You might have heard of our mafioso "family values" - which are reflected in our U.S. descendants - which are, in the end, only good excuses we can modify whenever we want (see Mussolini WWII, Berlusconi, etc.).
(Wisdom of Saint Machiavelli)</p>
<p>Furthermore, our politicians have a great sense of humor...
<a href="http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/X/berlusconi-napoleone-2.jpg%5B/url%5D">http://www.cyberium.net/imagine/X/berlusconi-napoleone-2.jpg</a></p>
<p>And then, you might also have heard that all women coming from the 7 continents to study "fine arts" in Italy actually come here only to be stolen by the heart of us natural seducers. THAT'S TRUE (+ we don't need all those American self-growth books! Damn, my uncle from U.S. sends me stuff like "How to be yourself in 24 hours" and "How to Seduce Women Quickly" and "How to use Google to do your homework" all the time! I mean: are you so busy that you can't figure it out yourselves :P ?)</p>
<p>You might have heard that the whole economy is concentrated in Milan, whereas the rest ("the South") is only culture, fine arts and yadayada. </p>
<p>We're also famous for striking whenever we want to obtain something from the government. And it usually works :P</p>
<p>Recently, people around the world actually learned where Italy is only because of the great pop mayhem about Leonardo Da Vinci's private life >_>
FOLKS, all Italians speak in code and symbolic language :P
Whatever we say or write, it actually means something else (especially when said by politicians... but that is something all countries have in common).</p>
<p>But Italy has many positive traits, too...</p>
<p><em>thinking</em></p>
<p>Well, Milan is the capital of all fashion!
Rome was the capital of an Empire - at it's time much more influential than the U.S.!
We have authentic castles and old buildings :P
We make REAL pizza, and not that focaccione al pomodoro you have in american Pizza Huts :P
We integrate with our immigrants (and not the opposite).
It was in Bellagio that Star Wars Episode I characters married!</p>
<p>We are the cradle of all western culture LOL</p>
<p>And remember: we're the WORLD CHAMPIONS 2006!!!
(Materazzi rulez)</p>