Honestly, what are my chances for these graduate programs?

I’m looking at Stanford, UC Berkeley, UCLA, Harvard, Princeton, Columbia, Cornell, Penn, CMU, MIT (basically some of the top universities in the nation):

School: UC Davis
Major: Computer Science
GRE: 5 A/161 V/167 Q
GPA: 3.84 (ugh, really hoped to maintain a 3.9)
Good experience working as an undergraduate researcher
Good SOP (and Personal Statement where required)
Strong recommendation from the professor I work for, hoping for good recommendations from the two others (you can assume whatever you want about the remaining two in your critique)

Feel free to pick and choose which schools you want to critique me on.