How do I not go to University of Michigan?

Yeah… but as most others have stated, Michigan is large enough that you really don’t have to interact with Greek life if you don’t want to. I mean, when I was there, I’d walk past a few of the Greek houses sometimes, and there is some mud football thing that is a big deal that I remember skirting when going somewhere once. But it is VERY easy to have a great time at Michigan without getting involved in Greek life.