<p>Since it's the time of the year where everyone is so stressed out and tense about college applications and filling out 1326245309460 forms... this thread is to provide a little stress relief. So put yourself in a position where you have just been accepted to your dream school.</p>
<p>I'll go first:</p>
<p>Dream School: UPenn
What would i do if i got in: have a bonfire with every single college app book/SAT book I have ever used and have the biggest house party everrr!!!!</p>
<p>Dream School: Yale
If I got in, I would run around my house screaming with my hands in the air. Then, I would calm my self down and proceed with my day as usual.</p>
<p>What I would do if I got into any of the above schools: </p>
<p>-Scream at the top of my lungs
-Toss all of the books/papers piled on my desk in the air and scatter all the remains on the ground
-Tear up all nearby school papers
-Run around in circles outside while screaming as loud as I can
-Climb a tree
-Curse out all of the teachers I hate the next day in school
-Curse out all of the people who I’ve hated in high school
-Party
-Eat a crapton at a sushi buffet</p>
<p>Dream School: Georgetown University
If I got in:</p>
<p>-start crying like a little girl (even though I’m a teenage boy)
-go into cardiac arrest
-get rushed to my local hospital
-have intensive surgery and then recover
-go home and start crying again
-get over it and proceed with life as usual</p>
<p>If I had gotten into my top choice last year, I would have been like oh!. yay. hmmm. meh. and moved on with my life. That being said, I’m quite the rock emotionally.</p>
<p>…I have absolutely no idea. Probably stare in disbelief and wonder at my computer screen, slap myself across the face to make sure it’s real, and then scream the roof off as it finally sinks in that I’m IN. My parents would come running, I’d tell them, and then they would freak out too. I would post on Facebook, call my best friends and scream it in their ears, and then calm down and go out for a nice family dinner. :)</p>
<p>I applied early to Harvard, so if the 15th brings good news, I will **** a brick, start crying and then go to school. And at school I’m gonna keep silent for the first couple of minutes, but then when everyone’s in class I’ll stand up and go “BAZINGA, *****ES! I got in!”</p>
<p>Yes sir, I do. And I couldn’t possibly think of a more appropriate catch phrase for such a moment. Tho in all honesty, maybe 2 or 3 people would get it, as it’s not a very popular show in my small city in Romania. Pity, it’s a splendid show</p>
<p>I would run back and forth down my street screaming “Praise the Lord” at the top of my lungs. Cry hysterically in an emotional breakdown then go to church and relieve myself. Then @ school slap my guidance department senseless and say sarcastically “thanks for all the help”. And go about my merry way. Of course half of that was exaggerated…lmao…but yeah you can tell that I would be quite happy.</p>