<p>The enviornment is to blame for the HSL tragedy.</p>
<p>The trees are dying. Dying trees produce very uncuddly sticks and twigs.
Some people have decided it would be great fun to shove said sticks up their ass. </p>
<p>The ass-stick people then come to HSL. And thus, the problem. </p>
<p>The solution is to save the trees. :(</p>