<p>I'm in love with Cornell. kthnxbai. </p>
<p>PS: see you all on August 18th ;)</p>
<p>But... I am too!
Damn, this love triangle is going to be more complicated than I thought.</p>
<p>She's mine...all mine....And I'm not sharing her!</p>
<p>you know Cornell could be a guy</p>
<p>haha yeah and that would make Arjun g.ay...i knew it all along</p>
<p>sorry, Cornell and I have eloped, suckaz. And Cornell is a girl and they're real and they're fantastic! peace</p>
<p>what do they feel like, sandbags?</p>
<p>a bag of sand, c'mon man, you can do better than that! (in Andy voice)</p>
<p>...(10 chrs)</p>
<p>Cornell's a ho</p>
<p>This is Ezra Cornell. I pride myself on maintaining a conservative lifestyle. Yes, I am guy, and no, I did not engage in a sexual relationship with Arjun, as I am very straight. Also, I have pecs, and no they do not feel like sandbags. As for Spanks, your GPA will be lowered because of your crassness.</p>
<p>Dear Confused Arjun,</p>
<p>You must have made out with Cornell College.</p>
<p>beer goggles make every college ivy league.... wow this convo got too nerdy for its own good.</p>
<p>UncleEzra, I'm pretty sure I made out at the right address. Or, by any chance was your hawt daughter at home that time?</p>
<p>lol (+ characters)</p>
<p>Uncle Ezra is a pimp...he be gettin up for those virgins at midnight</p>
<p>hahahaha</p>
<p>I like it over here on the Cornell board...</p>