<p>TPAM is a tired freshman with a strange, but good, sense of humor.</p>
<p>TPAM will tell me why she thinks my sense of humor is strange.</p>
<p>TPAM is right.
Maybe strange isn't the right adjective. Just different, I guess. Plus you're a regular Cafe-er so you're real chill (except for when threads are created asking whether or not you are a genius---which I have boycotted btw just for you. :))</p>
<p>TPAM will obey other people's demands.</p>
<p>TPAM is right. Everyone obeys at least two demands. Actually, that absolute is probably wrong. But I'll say it anyway.</p>
<p>(I said two so that it would be demands as TPAM said.)</p>
<p>Chuck Norris pwns TPAM</p>
<p>TPAM was disappointed when Fred didn't return.</p>
<p>TPAM is most intelligent rabbit on Earth.</p>
<p>TPAM is a part-time instigator. Very useful skill.</p>
<p>TPAM is a rabbit! Or is s/he....</p>
<p>TPAM lives in TN and has a fetish for....um.....slippers?</p>
<p>TPAM is a creative genius.</p>
<p>TPAM is ..... oh, never mind.</p>
<p>TPAM used to like Russian literature. ;)</p>
<p>TPAM is correct.</p>
<p>I never finished it.</p>
<p>TPAM is a girl.</p>
<p>I am a boy.</p>
<p>and TPBM is neither.</p>
<p>TPAM is too assumtious</p>
<p>TPAM has a lame high school trip tomorrow at 7 AM...</p>
<p>TPAM stalks harrygoldstien!</p>
<p>TPAM stalks NotAmbidextrous! lol</p>