I have an old game.

<p>Fiery.</p>

<p>Feisty or Fiesty?</p>

<p>Feisty.</p>

<p>Feist or Spanish?</p>

<p>Spanish.</p>

<p>Spanish or Portuguese?</p>

<p>Spanish, 'cause it’s more common than Portuguese.</p>

<p>Portugal or the European Union?</p>

<p>European Union.</p>

<p>Brazil or Chile?</p>

<p>Chile. I associate Brazil with an obnoxious soccer team and ginormous anacondas.</p>

<p>Children or butterflies?</p>

<p>Butterflies.</p>

<p>David Beckham or Prince William?</p>

<p>David Beckham. Is Prince William the one who’s always out partying, or is that the other one?</p>

<p>A beard or a moustache?</p>

<p>(He’s the other one. The blonde one)</p>

<p>Ehh. Neither, okay?</p>

<p>Insects or reptiles?</p>

<p>Reptiles.</p>

<p>Potatoes or potato bugs?</p>

<p>Potatoes…</p>

<p>Bunnies or Kittens?</p>

<p>Bunnies. </p>

<p>Crabs or Desperate Housewives?</p>

<p>Desperate Housewives, obviously.</p>

<p>Marilyn or Jackie?</p>

<p>Marilyn.</p>

<p>Monroe or Manson? Anticipation.</p>

<p>Monroe. Obviously. You should see my boudoir. </p>

<p>Bedroom or Bedrock?</p>

<p>Bedroom.</p>

<p>Bed or chair?</p>

<p>Bed.</p>

<p>Skinny ties or fat ties?</p>

<p>Fat ties are a bit more formal. But I like skinny ties more.</p>

<p>Skinny guys or fat guys?</p>

<p>Hah. Skinny guys, I guess. They’re so trendy. But not TOO skinny. You already heard my fit about that.</p>

<p>Hissy fits or rage blackouts?</p>

<p>Rage blackouts.</p>

<p>Summer or a brand new Hummer?</p>