<p>me (or should that be you?)…</p>
<p>dandruff or psoriasis?</p>
<p>Dandruff.</p>
<p>A jumbotron or Lord of the Flies?</p>
<p>LORD OF THE FLIES.</p>
<p>Conch shells or cannibal children?</p>
<p>Conch shells.</p>
<p>The present tense or utter hilarity?</p>
<p>Utter hilarity.</p>
<p>Violet or lavender?</p>
<p>Violet.</p>
<p>Grandmothers or philanthropy?</p>
<p>Philanthropy.</p>
<p>Buddy or Holly?</p>
<p>Holly.</p>
<p>Holly or Hollie?</p>
<p>Hollie.</p>
<p>Endorphins or serotonin?</p>
<p>Endorphins! </p>
<p>Treadmills or ellipticals?</p>
<p>Ellipticals for sure.</p>
<p>TV or the DMV?</p>
<p>TV, the DMV failed me on one occasion. </p>
<p>Embarrassing moments or KFC?</p>
<p>Embarrassing moments. KFC only sells grease.</p>
<p>Grease (the movie) or John Travolta?</p>
<p>Grease. Because I want that costume.</p>
<p>'50s or '60s?</p>
<p>'60s.</p>
<p>Tripping or skipping?</p>
<p>Skipping.</p>
<p>Dips or pull-ups?</p>
<p>Dips are better, but pull ups are easier. I choose dips.</p>
<p>Jogging or running?</p>
<p>Baha. Jogging. </p>
<p>DIPS ARE IMPOSSIBLE. I have seen one girl do a dip, ever. And she could do one.</p>
<p>Drill (team) or cheerleading?</p>
<p>Drill.</p>
<p>Pom-poms or knives and daggers?</p>
<p>Pom poms.</p>
<p>Drill is so much better, good choice.</p>
<p>Driving or being driven?</p>