<p>The newly added third option.</p>
<p>Give in or give out?</p>
<p>Give in.</p>
<p>Politics or two thumbs up?</p>
<p>two thumbs up.</p>
<p>two thumbs up or five stars?</p>
<p>five stars</p>
<p>glass half empty or glass is retarded?</p>
<p>Glass is retarded.</p>
<p>Plant or voiceless botanical companion?</p>
<p>Plant.</p>
<p>6 months or 6 grains of sand?</p>
<p>6 months.</p>
<p>special k bars or oprah?</p>
<p>special K bars. </p>
<p>going naked outside for one day or go to school for one week wearing only your underwear?</p>
<p>going naked outside for one day.</p>
<p>nudist colony or fundamentalist christian colony?</p>
<p>Nudist.</p>
<p>OK Go or 4.5 of the 7 dwarves?</p>
<p>4.5!!!! I'd like the head and arms of the half-dwarf.</p>
<p>Chupa Chups or See's?</p>
<p>Chupa Chups.</p>
<p>A bookstore or a libertarian?</p>
<p>bookstore.</p>
<p>miranda vs. arizona or thomas jefferson?</p>
<p>Thomas Jefferson.</p>
<p>Lumberjack or tree butcher?</p>
<p>lumberjack.</p>
<p>dr phil or tar?</p>
<p>Tar. Much more useful.</p>
<p>Oprah or saturated hydrocarbons?</p>
<p>saturated hydrocarbons.</p>
<p>soy sauce or horseradish?</p>
<p>Soy sauce.</p>
<p>Sushi or Paul Frank?</p>
<p>Sushi, because his monkeys scare me.</p>
<p>Jewfros or ridiculous emo hair?</p>
<p>Ridiculous emo hair.</p>
<p>Societal norms or thumbtacks?</p>