<p>Thumbtacks.</p>
<p>Slap fights or ridicule?</p>
<p>Ridicule.</p>
<p>Verb tenses or muscle relaxant?</p>
<p>Verb tenses.</p>
<p>Pluperfect subjunctive or passive periphrastics?</p>
<p>Pluperfect subjunctive.</p>
<p>Gerund or vector calculus?</p>
<p>Gerunds. Sadly, I seem to be better at grammar than math.</p>
<p>Et tu or tutus?</p>
<p>Et tu.</p>
<p>The part of French grammar that makes no sense or Rudyard Kipling?</p>
<p>Rudyard Kipling.</p>
<p>Rudyard or Ruyard?</p>
<p>Rudyard.</p>
<p>Margaret Atwood or France?</p>
<p>France.</p>
<p>Peg Entwistle or Ann-Margret?</p>
<p>Peg Entwistle.</p>
<p>Mu or Pi?</p>
<p>Pi.</p>
<p>Sororities or Life of Pi?</p>
<p>Life of Pi.</p>
<p>Kites or awesome?</p>
<p>Kites.</p>
<p>James Joyce or William Faulkner?</p>
<p>William Faulkner.</p>
<p>Ontology or conversion disorder?</p>
<p>O-tay.</p>
<p>Colbert/Huckabee or Colbert/Colbert?</p>
<p>the latter</p>
<p>dogs or no dogs</p>
<p>No dogs</p>
<p>Gay or straight?</p>
<p>straight.</p>
<p>anterior talofibular or posterior cruciate?</p>
<p>Oh my gosh..everytime I go after andreaaaaaa, I have to research.</p>
<p>Anterior one..</p>
<p>Nokia or Samsung</p>
<p>samsung.</p>
<p>lotion or rabies?</p>