<p>um...lotion.</p>
<p>AIDS or siphilis.</p>
<p>um...lotion.</p>
<p>AIDS or siphilis.</p>
<p>Awww...do I really have to choose? Both are so great...</p>
<p>Gonorrhea or herpes</p>
<p>Gono is okay....</p>
<p>dissecting a female frog or a male rabbit?</p>
<p>Female frog.</p>
<p>Dissecting owl pellets or thinking of earplugs at the mention of Christmas carols.</p>
<p>Dissecting owl pellets!</p>
<p>Bela Bartok or Zoltan Kodaly?</p>
<p>The newly added third option.</p>
<p>Video games or corporate letterheads?</p>
<p>video games</p>
<p>brother or sister?</p>
<p>sister. i only have a sister :)</p>
<p>mom or dad</p>
<p>my dad is way less strict than my mom, so dad.</p>
<p>fat or thin?</p>
<p>thin</p>
<p>short or tall</p>
<p>Tall, but not too tall.</p>
<p>Alice in Wonderland or capitalism?</p>
<p>Wonderland.</p>
<p>Religion or rationalism?</p>
<p>Are they really mutually exclusive? I refuse to answer.</p>
<p>Vermont or New Hampshire?</p>
<p>Vermont.</p>
<p>Bill Bryson or salad?</p>
<p>salad.</p>
<p>grinnell or reed?</p>
<p>Reed.</p>
<p>Polish or Italian?</p>
<p>Italian, definitely.</p>
<p>To answer or not answer?</p>
<p>to answer</p>
<p>tpbm game or this game?</p>
<p>Both.</p>
<p>Italian or Latin?</p>
<p>Italian again :D</p>
<p>No kids forever or adopt kids?</p>