<p>Yeah I had a big bird toy and man was that **** scary. He would just say "I'm your best friend" over and over. :(</p>
<p>I have bad memories till this day. :(</p>
<p>I have all of you beat. I'm due to be born tomorrow, I have a medical degree from JHU, and I am happily married. You're all WAY behind. Get with the program, people.</p>
<p>lablondie...damn it! I feel like a failure now.</p>
<p>lablondie won't need a doctor to deliver her...she can deliver herself...</p>
<p>You Married! Pssssshhhhhhhhhh Lol!</p>
<p>I thought you told me you were in 8th grade lol.</p>
<p>I'm a little baby jonathan. :( :p </p>
<p>Dude it's a joke. :p</p>
<p>lablondie, what shall it be...natural birth or c-section?</p>
<p>C section!</p>
<p>I haven't quite decided yet.</p>
<p>Are you also going to deliver your husband?</p>
<p>Shaddix, he's already a 23 y/o multi-millionaire. I don't think I need to deliver him. Now, I know he's quite literally robbing the cradle, but frankly, I don't care.</p>
<p>Not robbing the cradle dear...in your case it is called robbing the womb.</p>
<p>I believe you are correct. Although, "robbing the womb" is not a common phrase in modern-speak.</p>
<p>It's not modern-speak because you just had to go and break well established cliched sayings. You couldn't wait for the cradle...you packed and left while in the womb. :p</p>
<p>Breaking the rules of modern-speak= lablondie's fault</p>
<p>Oh, go **** a donkey.</p>
<p>Yeah, right after you give birth to one!</p>
<p>well i was thinking more along the baby bop route?</p>