<p>Ya know that whole 'girls love shoes' thing? Well, I don't. I only love shoelaces. Does that make me weird? It's a lot cheaper...</p>
<p>Girls love shoes? Never knew about that. I don't really pay attention to shoelaces.</p>
<p>So do you just wrap your feet in shoelaces every morning before school?</p>
<p>I wrap more than just my feet in shoelaces. I wrap my entire body in them. That's all I ever where to school. I even where shoelaces in my hair.</p>
<p>Okay as soon as I saw the title of this thread I knew it had to be lablondie I dont know why, but I just knew it.</p>
<p>Well, I feel quite special now.</p>
<p>lablondie has random posts, but in a definite female tone of voice. However, hers actually make sense in a convoluted way. Finally, please tell me you are not a choker who uses shoelaces as suffocation aids.</p>
<p>Silly kman, I use pipecleaners and licorice for that...</p>
<p>lol...do they work? heh</p>
<p>For some people licorice is quite disgusting, and others are allergic to it, so I could see that closing up people's throats for some period of time. Given my father, who can't eat things like pepperoni, because the corresponding reaction will give a prolonged closure of the trachea, I could see how it would work.</p>
<p>I love shoelaces, but as long as they are clean!</p>
<p>lol...then one might consider doing an in-depth backgroudn check on possible victims, so as to choose between licorice and pepperoni?</p>
<p>I'm not a fan of premeditated attacks.</p>
<p>buu... your one of those lowly criminals who only commit crimes of passion..shame on you, for being as unprepared as you are. lol....this is actually getting quite disturbing...I'll stop now.</p>
<p>What can I say? I prefer spontaneity.</p>
<p>The heat of the moment, crime of passion</p>
<p>opps thats just me</p>
<p>Someone went through 40 years with a time machine and does not realize that this is 2006...
And spontaneity is the essence of life...life would just plain suck if everything remained the same for a indefinite period of time (ie high school for 40 years, 10 years/grade), which is partially why I would not want to see lives being extended to 1000 years-a place where college degrees would have expiration dates and one might take up as many as 15 different professions during their lifetime and spend as many as 80 years in college...</p>
<p>You know the guy who invented those plastic caps for shoelaces? He was a genius! Now he's a multi-millionare. So simple, yet so useful.</p>
<p>who invented shoelaces? lol. now there's a genius.</p>
<p>My goal in life is to become a shoelace artist.</p>