<p>Okay, I saw this shirt in some store at UChicago that was hilarious. It said:</p>
<p>UChicago,
where the only thing that'll go down on you is your GPA. </p>
<p>I think I worded it right. I really want to buy it! Do you think it would be inappropriate if i wore it to school?</p>
<p>You saw it in a store? </p>
<p>I thought the only way one could aquire said T-shirt was through a dorm, and hence, when the college was in session.</p>
<p>oh, okay i guess you're right. well if i go to the school, i'm definitely getting it.</p>
<p>So... you didn't see it in a store.</p>
<p>no? i just said that.</p>
<p>Haha you should have just lied.</p>
<p>please tell me this is not how people hold conversations at UChicago. oh wait, do they even have conversations there?</p>
<p>Yes, the shirt exists. No, he didn't see it in a store. No, nobody is going to care if you wear it around campus or to class, although nobody is going to laugh, either.</p>
<p>The only semi funny one I've seen is the "And God said ... [electric field equations] ... And there was light."</p>
<p><i>please tell me this is not how people hold conversations at UChicago.</i></p>
<p>ASTOUNDINGLY I was hoping the exact same thing.</p>
<p>^ Why can't they just let us use HTML instead of vb?</p>
<p>because some of us do not spend every waking moment thinking about our computer. cars maybe. paper clips maybe. humans? nah</p>
<p>I'm pretty sure I have no idea what is going on.</p>
<p>yeah...so yesterday I ate a dead rat. it was painful.</p>
<p>Was it crunchy? Also, what kind of aftertaste did the ears have? ;)</p>
<p>you know, it really just tasted like chicken. my dad said it would taste like frogs with dog poo on them, but it didn't. i believe the tail was crunchy. Mmm deep friend.</p>
<p>I've never seen a thread degrade to this level. There's something strangely satisfying about it- kind of like eating a big jawbreaker right after getting a cavity repaired.</p>
<p>ya, or getting laffy taffy in your retainer. hm are you new to CC? you might feel this way right now, but soon enough you'll be just like the rest of us. creating meaningless threads...all value in your life is supplanted by a point system, how many posts can you get, how fast? you scrap for any sort of connection, anyone you can get to talk back to you. and then, wam, you die. the end.</p>