<p>I woke up this morning and a pentagram was imprinted on my left palm. Guys this is freaking me the hell out.....i'm really not kidding about any of this.</p>
<p>Hahahahhaa this is my favorite thread.</p>
<p>Frick! i just vomited my lunch and it took the form of the number '666'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>
<p>**** **** **** ****!!!!!!!!! I shouldn't have listened to you guys. Colleges dont accept demonic kids, do they?</p>
<p>Actually your newly acquired demon status could help you bring diversity to the campus!</p>
<p>^
I was about to say that I don't think demons have URM status.</p>
<p>I'm sure there's a way to counter this. Can't you throw salt over your shoulder or something? I'm sure there are some websites that will help you out.</p>
<p>I really need to try this. Once college apps are finished, I'll have time to deal with demons.</p>
<p>Or you could just ask doomster, he knows all about this stuff.</p>