If babies could talk..

<p>what would they say?</p>

<p>yo mamma jokes?</p>

<p>^ Pwn./*******/</p>

<p>you mean you want Me...to suck on THAT?......can't i just have a bottle like everyone else?</p>

<p>XD!!! </p>

<p>I they'd comment on the overall poor state of the world.</p>

<p>they'd spew words that they hear.</p>

<p>i cant think of anything witty to type =(</p>

<p>Goo Goo Gah Gah Mommy</p>

<p>I don't know which to pick for dinner...left or right?</p>

<p>But I had the left for lunch...which I admit was creamier...but the right flows better...hrm</p>

<p>you guys disgust me HAHAHAHA</p>

<p>I took Algebra when I was 2!
OWNAGE!</p>

<p>They'd talk about how stupid we are.</p>

<p>Circumcision would be condemned as cruelty.</p>

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I took Algebra when I was 2!

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<p>Really? I was tutoring people in linear programming using fixed and arbitrary dimensions when I was two.</p>

<p>I cured cancer before I was conceived! BAM!</p>

<p>Really? I was age negativeinfinity when I perfected the entire universe (including curing all forms of cancer). So yeah.</p>

<p>I'm not a virgin</p>

<p>" what's with all this "wittew baby" talk. What do I look like to you?"</p>

<p>"Lord, I wish you would take me to a buffet once in a while, I'm sick of the same milk all the time."</p>