<p>i dunno but someone would be on a diet... like a woman's college or something. oh hell- Barnard</p>
<p>Hampshire, Marlboro, & Bennington would be having lunch in the city at an arty, smoky coffee house, because they are only on campus through 4th period.</p>
<p>BTW Johnson & Wales is making the lunch, from some ingredients provided by Deep Springs.</p>
<p>St Andrews, Oxford, & Cambridge don't really want lunch because they'd rather have tea.</p>
<p>Boulder & UVM would rather ski during lunch, when the lift lines are shorter.</p>
<p>Oh what's that table saving seats for the ones who didn't find any room at the HYPS table?</p>
<p>Haha, such an amusing thread. what about the claremonts?</p>
<p>Stanford's table would consist of the PAC 10 school forming around Stanford and Cal like a possy, only ones that talk are Cal and Stanford.</p>
<p>Wouldn't Hampshire, Marlboro, & Bennington be outside under a tree eating some organic meal made by Green Mountain?</p>
<p>Claremont McKenna and Macalester are probably best buys!</p>
<p>Harvard and Yale would hang out with Cambridge and Oxford who are like the really-smart-but-still-popular kids who graduated a year or two ago and are back in town on Thanksgiving or Christmas Break with some friends from college like the Ecole Polytechnique, ETH Zurich, and IIT. U Chicago, Brown, Cornell and the like would all say high because they thought they were friends with Oxford and Cambridge, but Oxford and Cambridge have forgotten who they are because they were never really that close.</p>
<p>MIT, Cal Tech, Harvey Mudd, U Chic - nerds</p>
<p>Amherst, Middlebury, Swarthmore, Williams, Carleton, Dartmouth - preppy/jock types</p>
<p>UC Berkely, Stanford, Yale, Brown, Reed - uber liberal</p>
<p>Oberlin would be sitting with USC, MIT, The Naval Academy, University of Kansas, Bob Jones, Rhode Island School of Design and University of Phoenix. cause we re just like that ...we like to mix it up and have a good arguement.</p>
<p>cmu should be under pre-professional... drama. biz.. engineering are very pre-professional</p>
<p>This thread is awesome! </p>
<p>Caltech and MIT would be playing Magic: The Gathering in the corner and eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches out of those bright blue isolated lunch packs. U Chicago would be sitting at the end of the same table reading a really thick book, occassionally pushing it's glasses up its nose.</p>
<p>The popular table would be Washington & Lee, Vanderbilt, UVA, and USC, all discussing what a good time they had at last night's party, how they plan to go shopping tomorrow, and how they still got an A+ in Honors Physics.</p>
<p>Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and Stanford are all sitting around a table talking about how incredibly cool they are (while the popular table scoffs), discussing their plans for grad school and how much money they plan to eventually make as Investment bankers. Tufts, Rice, and WUSTL are trying desperate to get in on the conversation but are mostly being ignored.</p>
<p>Swarthmore and Haverford are discussing quantum physics and Shakespeare at their own table, ignoring Wesleyan, Berkeley and Brown as they protest unfair treatment of lunch ladies.</p>
<p>Duke, Notre Dame, UNC, and Boston College aren't eating lunch but playing hoops, while Williams, Carleton, and Amherst play ult friz in the background.</p>
<p>In the bathroom, Reed, New College of Florida, and Oberlin are firing up some joints. Sarah Lawrence and Bard are smoking cigarettes while comparing piercings, unnatural hair colors and hippy skirts.</p>
<p>Actually MIT, Carnegie Mellon, Caltech, Case, RPI, Harvey Mudd never make it to the cafeteria...they're brown bagging together over at the computer cluster. Having too much fun, can't tear themselves away.</p>
<p>great thread guys...how about if a college could invite 3 people (past or present) to the table who would those people be?</p>
<p>wow, when did you guys revive this thread? I remember thinking about the idea when I was bored while volunteering at community Night at my school, haha.</p>
<p>spiker: I don't fully understand your question. Can you elaborate a little more?</p>
<p>just to add some more to these stereotypes...</p>
<p>Cornell would quietly excuse himself and try to jump off the roof because of all the pressure, while penn and dartmouth both discreetly take a swig from a flask of liquor. BYU looks over and sees them, alerts College Board who is the lunch monitor, and sits there, disgusted, at the table with wheaton College.</p>
<p>jmarsh2006 ...ok so im cornell and all the other colleges are busy studying... but i had the superpower of inviting any 3 people from the past or present to dine with me... i might invite Le Corbusier, Nabakov and Freud. (Corbusier: eminent architect and once mentor of past leading light of the cornell architecture facutly, Nabacov: once resident literature professor, and Freud: grandaddy of psychoanalysis....to perhaps discuss sex with underage girls in ugly concrete buildings and the suicidal consequences of this behavior when combined with too much homework and too little sunshine. ) or....you could be less literal.....discuss.....</p>
<p>collegeboundjen-
Stanford and Yale are definitely not known for being liberal</p>
<p>Bob Jones, BYU & Liberty would be plotting how to expose the liberals (Reed, Hampshire, Berkeley, Brown, Malboro, Bennington) as Communist baby-killers.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, they'd thumb their noses up at the Catholic schools - Holy Cross, Providence, Fairfield, Salve Regina; who would be holding the anti-abortion rally (until they remember they don't care and go get wasted). </p>
<p>In the corner of the room would be the weird-artsy urbanites (half of whom would be gay) of Emerson, Juliard, Parsons & Eugene Lang. </p>
<p>Out in the garden would be CoA, Bates, Hampshire & Bard harvesting their organic veggies & weed (while trying not to soil their new Birkenstocks).</p>
<p>soccerfanatic what are you talking about?? of course yale and stanford are known to be very liberal.</p>
<p>But among colleges? I've always heard that Yale is the conservative school, and that Stanford is a mix of "rich kid liberals" and conservatives. Sure they're liberal like any other college, but they're pretty conservative relative to the average school.</p>
<p>This is just what I've heard from other people though, I've never actually seen any articles or anything about it</p>
<p>I do know that the Hoover Institution, the leading conservative think-tank, is a part of Stanford's campus</p>
<p>"Yale is the conservative school"</p>
<p>Where did you hear that???</p>
<p>Teachers, my dad, and other students I only sort of know talking about the ivies. And Mr. burns went to Yale and makes fun of Harvard ;) They say that Harvard is the more liberal and Yale the more conservative. Oh and a bunch of kids from the democrats club had a fight with some conservative kids, and everybody kept saying that smarter people are generally liberal, and the other people said Yale was conservative in their defense. Maybe it's cause we're on the west coast.........did Yale used to be more conservative than it is now, perhaps?</p>