<p>Can you please explain to me… the universe, the galaxy, the world, and this place right now, heaven?</p>
<p>Listen to “Counting Blue Cars” by Dishwalla. Great song, and even slightly relevant to the topic.</p>
<p>Can you make a burrito so hot you can’t eat it?</p>
<p>doesn’t seem like we’d be able to understand the answers anyway</p>
<p>Sorry I was wrong.</p>
<p>Forgive me? =)</p>
<p>“If you did create the universe, how did YOU get here?” </p>
<p>Yup I’ve always wondered that.</p>
<p>When are you retiring and can I have an application for your position?</p>
<p>(In case someone takes this too seriously, or I’m about to get smote by lightning or something, this is just a joke)</p>
<p>is the riemann hypothesis true?</p>
<p>haha@tikiman53</p>
<p>“Will I ever be happy?”</p>
<p>If ‘God’ actually existed and I was somehow able to ask a question…</p>
<p>“What is the purpose of YOUR existence?”</p>
<p>“so, what do u think of Allah?”</p>
<p>Wow, really?</p>
<p>If you want us to live by a certain moral code, then why are we given free will?
Assuming a god exists and there’s any truth to any religion.</p>
<p>Is there more to life?</p>
<p>“Why did you even put the apple tree in the Garden of Eden, IF it existed? I mean, you created us, you know we were bound to find it eventually… and don’t say we were meant to be evil, because then you would have just created us that way.”</p>
<p>OR</p>
<p>“Is it called MOP or MOSP?”</p>
<p>Is this the best of all possible worlds?</p>
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<p>Allah = The word “God” in Arabic, the name by which Arabic-speaking Christians call the Christian God.
Abrahamic God = Christian God = Jewish God = The Muslim God</p>
<p>Just BTW.</p>
<p>Why did you make me the I am and then condemn me to hell for it?</p>
<p>(I don’t believe in God).</p>
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<p>*** is that supposed to mean?</p>
<p>^ I am not straight.</p>