if you could choose one species of animal to biologically uplift,what would it be?

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<p>okay and by "uplift" i mean, increase its intelligence to a human-like animal. </p>

<p>i would choose the hyacinth macaw cuz it's so cute =)</p>

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<p>I would say dogs, but I’m 99% sure that they are smarter than 90% of people on this world.</p>

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<p>Definitely not cats. They already think they own the world, we can’t give them any more reason to believe so.</p>

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<p>Dolphins, although there is suspicion that they already are smarter than human beings.</p>

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<p>Arf arf arf, arf arf. Grrr, ruff ruff.</p>

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<p>^^Dolphins are MESSED UP. DO NOT GIVE THEM MORE SENTIENCE THAN THEY HAVE. They kill babies arbitrarily, no joke. “the dolphins even used their ecolocation to aim their blow at the porpoises’ vital organs.” Not good for humans. “some scientists think that all the porpoise-slaughter was just practice for some old-fashioned infanticide.” “A recent study found that dolphins could stay awake for five days straight with no loss of mental acuity”.</p>

<p>[Dolphins</a> are violent predators that kill their own babies.](<a href=“Slate Magazine - Politics, Business, Technology, and the Arts”>Slate Magazine - Politics, Business, Technology, and the Arts)
[Killer</a> dolphins baffle marine experts - Telegraph](<a href=“Environment - The Telegraph”>Environment - The Telegraph)</p>

<p>For me, elephants. But that’s just because I keep dreaming of mumakil and that day never comes… Yes, I’m bored.</p>