<p>Mine:</p>
<p>"Brilliant writer, her screenplay is so gonna win an Oscar."
"Why does she hate doing interviews?"
"She's so nice in person."
"Short."
"Nominated for Nobel Prizes in Peace AND Literature...holy crap."
"How the hell do you pronounce her middle name?"
"Her writing is boring, pretentious, and derivative."
"Self-indulgent WHORE."
"Anorexic?"
"Why does she only date jerks?"
"Acts white."</p>
<p>hmmm.</p>
<p>“Zero isn’t a size”
“She acts really boring in interviews”
“Why does she always ramble on”
“Not a lot of charity work”
“How short is she”
“Why is she famous”
“Who is she”</p>
<p>“Meet Ben. He takes pictures of people.”
“boy I bet john wayne bobbit was wishing he had some of that magic dust back in the day.”
“I had heard about this but I hadn’t seen it. this is wild. this guy grew his finger back after he cut it off”
“as an Iowan I love this!!!”</p>
<p>Oh wait, those are just Ashton Kutcher’s twitter feeds. </p>
<p>2.9 million followers?! And to think, he could’ve posted intellectual things. He could’ve enlightened America. Such a wasted opportunity.</p>
<p>But as michael kelso he is so damnn funny ! [=</p>
<p>“OMG I WANNA BE HIM”
“How can someone that smexy be alive?”
“OMG I WANNA BE WITH HIM”
“What a great guy”
“I wish I was as smart and wealthy as him”</p>
<p>I’ll never be famous in the “celebrity” sense, so I won’t have a forum about me, though I’ll most likely be extremely wealthy and well known in certain circles.</p>