I'm fantastically bored and feel like having my dreams shattered.

<p>Ohio State - safety
Case Western Reserve University - match
College of William and Mary - match
Northwestern University - match
Duke University - high match
Stanford University - crapshoot
Brown University - crapshoot
Caltech - high match
MIT - crapshoot
Yale - crapshoot
Harvard - crapshoot
Princeton - crapshoot</p>

<p>I gave you an extra chance anyway. :)</p>