<p>You know what I'd like to see? Equestrian without the horses. But with the costumes. And the mud. And like 5 people competing at once, incidental contact allowed. They could call it... Pedestrian. (see, still sounds dignified and upper class)</p>
<p>That would certainly sell television advertising slots. It would be a solid workout too, for those amateurs who don't make it to tv/olympic level.</p>