<p>aaaaaaand i cant read. lol.</p>
<p>my bad... i actually edited it cause it was a typo.</p>
<p>why are u guys bringing calculus into this disccusion... lol
i hate calc</p>
<p>pff i love calc :)</p>
<p>but not calc jokes... :(</p>
<p>aaagh i'm leaving for hawaii on the morning of march 29th, so my decision has to be delayed even further!!</p>
<p>i guess my sister could tell me, but i wouldn't want her to open anything</p>
<p>aha... why are people bringing stupid calc jokes to this discussion???</p>
<p>Haha...the classic calc pick-up line: "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves..." Man, I can't count the number of times I've been swept off my feet by that one :)</p>
<p>Grr!!! This wait is killing me!</p>
<p>calc owns me. :( sad</p>
<p>"I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves..."</p>
<p>BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA :D :D :D
thank you sooooo much!!!! this was probably the funniest joke i've ever heard!</p>
<p>do you know more??
(calculus jokes aren't very common in Switzerland..)</p>
<p>"I wish you were sine squared and i was cosine squared so then together we could be one"</p>
<p>my fave is def. the bio joke:</p>
<p>"If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be helicase so I can unzip your genes (jeans)"</p>
<p>ahh cali you made my day!!!!! :) </p>
<p>hahaha that was really great, lol i cant believe ive never heard that one before!</p>
<p>OMG! I've heard the bio one before...it's so great!</p>
<p>Rister, I don't have a ton of calculus jokes (they're not very common here either), but I DO have a really, really, really corny fungus joke (this one girl in my AP bio class last year wouldn't stop laughing about it, oddly enough):</p>
<p>A mushroom walked into a bar. The bar tender said, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind."
"Hey, what's the problem?"
"Just get out of here. We don't serve mushrooms."
The mushroom in anguish says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."</p>
<p>Note: The poster wishes it to be known that she did NOT create this extremely lame joke. Please accept her apologies.</p>
<p>hahaha lol it made me giggle.</p>
<p>I'm glad :)</p>
<p>lol i have one
so sodium and chlorine are in a bar, havin drinks.
they fight over who gets the nuts bowl in front of him and chlorine punches sodium in the head.
the bartender screams "ASSAULT! ASSAULT!"
(a salt...) lol</p>
<p>lol nerds.....my god lol</p>
<p>I love those types of jokes. I guess it's why I'm going to Penn and not Penn State.</p>
<p>If H2O is water what is H2O4?
Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming...</p>
<p>lol i love puns</p>
<p>Hey guys, sorry to ruin the humorous mood, but what are the special programs we might get invited to if accepted? I mean ones that we didn't apply for specially...can someone tell me more about such programs? I'm asking because I heard about Ben Franklin scholars....could someone elucidate? Thanks in advance.</p>