<p>They don't like eating clubs because apparently they negatively affect the university's image (i.e. they make it appear elitist). They like deflated grades because it brings attention to the university as trying to combat the grad inflation that "plagues" top-tier universities. And as for the third, huh? I understand there was more involved than nudity just being a "badddddd thing." Besides, there are still streakers on campus.</p>
<p>I'm sorry, but you're going to have a really hard time painting Princeton as "conservative."</p>