<p>lolol oh geez. ::deletes all posts::</p>
<p>Did you see Van Wilder where he has sex with the old lady for financial aid? It'd be sorta like that. </p>
<p>I wouldn't give anything for Harvard, but give me a school I'm actually interested in, and I'd give a fair bit. Like a kidney maybe. But only if it were going to someone who actually needed it and not just being thrown into a dumpster full of body parts given in exchange for admission.</p>
<p>I want to go to college this much |.................................................................|</p>
<p>Would you goto maximum security prison for one month for an automatic acceptence with full ride to any college or university in the world. Also the prison term would not go on your record.</p>
<p>Nope. </p>
<p>I prefer my virgin butthole un-showerraped!</p>
<p>maybe. it'd give me a new perspective on life...</p>
<p>Give me a hot young blonde adcom from Harvard and you know what I'll be doin...:)</p>
<p>have a pleasent conversation with her??</p>
<p>Stutter and stammer while she mocks you for thinking you had a shot?</p>
<p>you give me a blonde hot alumni/adcom from Harvard. Then the magic gets started. She would be all over me. :):)</p>
<p>omg you guys! i just thought of this.. how awesome would it be if there was a reality TV show where the prize was a full scholarship (tuition + room/board) to the university of your choice! i know i would try to get on that show! how amazing would that be?!</p>
<p>hahahha funny patientlywaiting =P
they stopped taking applications like.. this month or something right?</p>