<p>I have decided to start threads for all of the Princeton ED celebs, starting with Kebree. Let's all write a thing or two, like a yearbook! mwahahahah</p>
<p>Kebree is a dear friend of mine, an artist of sorts, who hopes to attend Princeton and pursue a career in portraiture. As a young chap growing up in one of those god-awful red states, Kebree spends her time sitting at home and analyzing poll numbers, in hopes of winning the CNN electoral college contest. When not on CC, Kebree focuses her attention on acquiring accents so that when she attends Princeton, she can make peers of all regions feel at home. Though in my opinion she would be a better fit at Bob Jones U., she hopes to attend Princeton in order to acquire the tastes and styles of cultural elitists such as myself.</p>
<p>Ilcapo, ilcapo. What is there to say about ilcapo? At times, he's the funniest guy ever. At times, you just want to kill him. At times, you love his sardonic sense of humor. In his spare time, he takes photographs 99.6% of people don't understand. He lives in New York City and sips lattees with his rich friends on Fifth Avenue. He thinks he's hot, smart, and great. He also has intresting opinions on sexual liberation.</p>
<p>Dis page is wiggity whack, yo. I neva be signin' people's yearbooks. But if I was, I'd say somethin' like: forget the trees, forget the grass, forget me and I'll kick yo...stay cool, foo!</p>
<p>Ahhh, bad memories of third grade idiots. Good times, good times.</p>
<p>ok i suppose we are just going to need to continue posting under "Kebree" but talk about other people hahahaha</p>
<p>Zantedeschia - Little zant is a fine looking asian who currently attends The Trinity School on Manhattan's Upper West Side. Though the east side might be where its at, Zant bring the party where ever she goes, including College Confidential. It is Zant who posts roughly 14 times a day, in between worshipping type-writers and developing deranged long distance relationships with young men from half way across the country. Zant also sports fake Burberry on every occasion, and fits in well with the Japanese tourists who flood The Met and the Statue of Liberty, and hide under their umbrellas when the sun comes out. In fact, it is hard to discern her from this crowd, except of course for the delightfully tacky furry pink earrings that she wears.</p>
<p>heyy there, I am not little nor do I EVER wear fake burberry. I've never visited the Statue of Liberty and I frequent the East Side everyday. And the long distance relationship is ALL the way cross country. </p>