<p>203
I have a knee
I didn't pee
climbed up a tree
counted to three
I saw a he
who was actually a she
I swallowed some ghee
That guy isn't me
I can most definatelty see
what it is to be me.</p>
<p>What poetic brilliance, really. lol. 204</p>
<p>okay, the one I just wrote wasn't very good. It's not my best work.</p>
<p>205</p>
<p>But it has that je ne sais quoi.</p>
<p>It was brilliant!!!.207</p>
<p>208
shut the gate
find a mate
don't be late
or hate
whatever....</p>
<p>this one is not very good. but my first oen is a masterpiece.</p>
<p>How about</p>
<p>You're not a poet
But you don't know it.
You try to show it,
But then you blow it.
Your poems suck
You're such a schmuck
This poem's not good either
So I should probably take a breather.</p>
<p>:D</p>
<p>
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This poem's not good either
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</p>
<p>you got that right. :)</p>
<p>This calls for a poetry contest.
Topic: Ocean. :)
Topics will gradually change from easy to hard.</p>
<p>I was in the Atlantic
this woman was so sick
she puked in the water
then puked on her daughter
They were on the Titanic
they all started to Panic
They fell in the sea
The girl had to pee
it was a good thing she did
It kept her warm
away from a storm
now she's alive
and able to crawl
all because of her urdge
to answer nature's call</p>
<p>stuck got served by tom
and my water poem will be the bomb
bc i am one with the fishes
i serve this like emerils dishes</p>
<p>i have fish on my shower curtain
i slipped on it and was hurtin'
but i got up for my towel
and let loose something foul
so i sat on the seat
let out all that heat
and i flushed it down
b/c i do that to the brown
now its with my dead goldfish
in ocean heaven i wish</p>
<p>enjoy those thoughts next time you go to the beach
213</p>
<p>Do you guys agree that poems are better when they don't rhyme?</p>
<p>if they have a point and serve a purpose, yes.</p>
<p>Who is the winner? :D</p>
<p>The competiton was your idea...you pick.</p>
<p>It's a tie. Use the next topic as a tiebreaker : Fire.</p>
<p>I'm amazed by what is called fire.
Some people think that it's what awaits liars.
But some of you
Don't think that's true
But know that it's concequesnces are Dire.</p>
<p>Fire is very hot
It's the feeling one has
when one gets shot
If that's not enough
It was only a bluff
Those blanks were just put in the dryer.</p>
<p>I put it in my mouth
It's not hot, I live in the south.
where fire is on every menu.</p>
<p>so in conclusion
fire's an illusion
only good for polution
and maybe dilution.</p>
<p>my toes are pretty cold at the moment</p>
<p>219</p>
<p>my toes are silver at the moment</p>
<p>you better do something about that</p>