<p>Granted, but you will neglect all other subjects and get 1’s on the exams</p>
<p>I wish I could go to Florence.</p>
<p>Granted, but you have to go to Florence, Oregon.</p>
<p>I wish for no homework over Christmas break.</p>
<p>Granted. Your parents feel you are being lazy over Xmas break and make you study 10 hrs a day.</p>
<p>I want the Leafs to make the playoffs.</p>
<p>Granted, but the best players get swine flu the night before the games.</p>
<p>I wish my computer would go faster!</p>
<p>Granted. I have tied it to the roof of my car.</p>
<p>granted - you are interested in becoming a kleptomaniac</p>
<p>I wish to find cool posts to necro</p>
<p>granted. you look like Johnny Rotten does now</p>
<p>I wish I could focus on my art history assignment</p>
<p>Granted, but you can’t use your pencil, only your pen</p>
<p>I wish that the 5 o’clock bird comes back disease-free and in one piece with nothing attached to it.</p>
<p>Granted, but it will die from old age when it comes back.</p>
<p>I wish for my final essay in composition to magically finish itself and be A+ material.</p>
<p>
Lemme just finish laughing here…</p>
<p>^Also, the five o’clock bird has returned…and now there are five of them. ;)</p>
<p>Granted, but it is composed on invisible paper in invisible ink in the dream-world, and you are not a wraith, so you can’t get it.</p>
<p>I wish my high school falls to pieces. Without me in harm’s way.</p>
<p>Granted, but you will be forced to be home-schooled. </p>
<p>I wish I got all 5’s on my ap tests I took this year.</p>
<p>Granted, but the only colleges you get accepted to will not give you credit for them.</p>
<p>I wish I could teleport.</p>
<p>^^:D:D:D:D:D I’m graduating anyways <em>dances a jig</em></p>
<p>Granted, but you may only teleport to the bottom of Challenger Deep. And no, you can’t bring a high-pressure submersible with you.</p>
<p>I wish I could go to the center of the earth.</p>
<p>Granted, but you will burn there. And you can’t bring anything to save you.</p>
<p>I wish I had my own baby lion.</p>
<p>granted, but he will grow and eat you whole.</p>
<p>I wish I understood Calc during math team…it would be so much easier.</p>
<p>^^Granted, but you must always keep your back towards it and not wear any armor.</p>
<p>^Granted, but you may not learn derivatives or integrals.</p>
<p>I wish I could sail paper sailboats on Lake Erie.</p>
<p>Granted, but you will be dropped off of a plane in the center of Lake Erie with a 50-pound backpack full of paper sailboats and iron weights. </p>
<p>I wish my school taught Calc BC and I took it next year.</p>
<p>Granted, but you lose all your memory and have to go back to Pre-Algebra.</p>
<p>I wish I was an immortal.</p>
<p>^^Granted, but the book’s too big for you to open, much less carry and read. ==> F in the class, nothing learned.</p>
<p>^Granted, but directly after you learn you’re immortal you have a nihilist vision and see that you’d have been better off dead than alive anyways.</p>
<p>I wish rocks floated and wood was stronger.</p>
<p>Wish denied.</p>
<p>I wish for nothing.</p>