<p>Granted, but you’ll have to swim out to halfway into the Pacific Ocean to get it. If you can pull it back up from Challenger Deep.</p>
<p>I wish we could read each other’s MINDS. =O</p>
<p>Granted, but everyone’s mind is playing Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”.</p>
<p>I wish we could all get along.</p>
<p>Granted but then squirrels rise up and overthrow us all.</p>
<p>I wish I could control the atomic structure of things (like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen).</p>
<p>Granted, but you haven’t studied nuclear/general chemistry and end up ripping holes in the universe.</p>
<p>I wish the government wasn’t so stupid. :P</p>
<p>Granted, but then they use their newfound intelligence to build an empire that subjugates and oppresses its citizens.</p>
<p>I wish that common sense came in pill form so that people could ingest it daily and stop being dumb as**s.</p>
<p>Granted, but the side effects cause mass deforestation.</p>
<p>I wish that tuition would fall.</p>
<p>Granted, but college admission rates also drop 10% (even ivies lol).</p>
<p>I wish that it rained skittles.</p>
<p>Granted, but colleges can’t keep up with the falling tuition costs and they all close down.</p>
<p>I wish that Leno didn’t kick Conan off his time slot.</p>
<p>^^Granted–all of them fall on your head and your skull fractures.</p>
<p>^Granted, but they both lose their comedic skills and the world is plunged into seriousness.</p>
<p>I wish that computers didn’t give me headaches. 
</p>
<p>Granted. A computer will fall on your head and leave you brain dead. There, no headaches!</p>
<p>I wish that I get a boyfriend during my first year of college.</p>
<p>Granted, but he will be super conservative and refuse to have any sex whatsoever.</p>
<p>I wish I knew why lil wayne was so popular.</p>
<p>Granted, but the answer will make you grab your head and scream like a whale.</p>
<p>I wish I could understand.</p>
<p>Granted, but you understand the wrong things.</p>
<p>I wish I was God.</p>
<p>Granted, but you’ll have a fight with Satan and both of you will use up all your energy and die/disappear into nothingness</p>
<p>I wish my hair would stop falling out</p>
<p>screw this !</p>
<p>^^ Granted, but you will turn into a Wookiee instead.
^ Granted, but it will become intelligent and kill you.</p>
<p>I wish this essay would finish itself and get me a 7 for IB English HL.</p>
<p>Granted, but you’ll get a 1 on all other exams.</p>
<p>I wish I was unopposed in the world.</p>
<p>Granted, but it’ll be because these is nobody else in the world.</p>
<p>I wish I could spend all my time reading and still stay alive.</p>
<p>Granted. The only books in the life support room in which you are locked are autobiographies of contemporary celebrities.</p>
<p>I wish I was unaddicted from CC.</p>
<p>Granted. Your life is now meaningless.</p>
<p>I wish I could sleep for 12 hours tonight.</p>