Middle Earth vs. Costa Mesa THE DEBATE FINALLY SETTLED

Hello Everyone!

I went on a tour of the UCI campus this last summer, but they did not allow us to enter costa mesa or Middle-earth dorm areas, we only viewed from the outside. I want to genuinely ask as a freshman with no idea, where should I live (or at least apply)?

Things I would want in an ideal dorm:
I am super social, love being in whatever is happening
Good food
Nice, this is big to me, like I want the nicest dorm possible
Weightlifting
close to stuff (I am not much of a walker)
Near a basketball court
Nearest to my freshman classes
close to parking
places to skate/bike
quiet (I am not a night person)
Cockroaches are my greatest fear

Thanks for the help!