<p>Hey my buddy here Benjamin, Thinks he can get into the school that is the color of poop. Hold your applause, but he got 2240 on his SAT, Jewish, awesome, and a good kisser.</p>
<p>I’d say the kisser part boosts him as much as good ECs would. Jewish doesn’t help at all, trust me. There are so many jews applying to top schools. Let him teach you how to use commas.</p>