<p>MLIA>textsfromlastnight>■■■. Just personally.</p>
<p>Today, I checked to see if anybody was walking behind or in front of me on the sidewalk. There wasn’t. So I farted. MLIA</p>
<p>dude, ■■■> MLIA !</p>
<p>arg, MLIA is way to complicated. ■■■ is straight to the point.</p>
<p>I think it takes a certain and different sense of humor for both sites. Some of my friends think ■■■ is too sad lol.</p>
<p>I liked the
“Today, I was having s3x with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name it Tommy.”</p>
<p>Has anyone been onto mylifeisg.com? It’s so cute and cheerful!</p>
<p>Hahaha I love that tommy one!</p>
<p>I don’t get the Tommy one.</p>
<p>???</p>
<p>Today, at our lab- I plunged both my hands up to the arm in a vat of radioactive waste. Its been two days and I have not developed superpowers MLIA.</p>
<p>Oops! Sorry, it’s supposed to be “my name is Tommy” not “it Tommy,” but I’m sure you all figured that out.</p>
<p>Anyways, atomvseve, if you ever go to fmylife because on fmylife, the story would probably be the same thing except the girlfriend yells the wrong name (fail), whereas this one is so average and therefore pretty funny because she yells the right name. It’s a very succinct mockery of fmylife and one of my original favorites :]</p>