<p>here's one I found on the internet.</p>
<p>"This morning I woke up and had an Egg White and Lobster Omelette. MLIA"
and
"I rear-ended a car this morning and slowly the other driver got out of his car…. He was a dwarf. He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ”I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?” MLIA."</p>
<p>That last one is HILARIOUS. </p>
<p>The person working behind the desk must be awesome in this one.
So I was in an airport waiting on line, and this guy storms to the front and screams “I’m very important, I should be checked first”, the lady replies “there’s a line sir” he then says “Do YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?” she then says out loud “I have a problem, there’s a man here who doesn’t know who he is” he then gets red and goes to the back of the line.</p>
<p>lol these are cute and hilarious</p>
<p>My life is more bro than awesome.</p>
<p>Today, I tried to change my password to “my dick”. The website said it was too long.</p>
<p>I get Achievements. On my PS3.
MLIA.</p>
<p>Mylifeisbro is where it’s at!</p>
<p>I designed an experiment that’s going up on the last space shuttle. MLIA.</p>
<p>That’s an epic MLIA.</p>
<p>that dwarf one is hilarious!</p>
<p>Looool
dwarf is awesome</p>
<p>mlia is my life is average… but the posts are far more closer to INSANELY AWESOME on the awesome scale then meh/averge</p>
<p>nah. my life is average is boring *****.
Example of mlia( my life is average)
Today I didn’t go to school. I slept in. MLIA</p>
<p>How boring is that?</p>