<p>Through it out of the window and make sure it break. When you roommate comes back, simple say “the wind must have blown it away.”</p>
<p>HAHAHA!
im cryin right now</p>
<p>I had the same problem. My roommate had a furby and it came home late every night…hammered drunk. It kept waking me up and on one occasion stole my credit card and attempted to purchase a Rock’n’Chop over the phone. Luckily it passed out before the last digits of my credit card number could be spoken. It transferred after one semester.</p>
<p>Get a time machine to transport you back into the late 90s and hand it to the first little girl you see. She’ll be forever grateful!</p>
<p>i read this a couple of weeks ago but wasn’t logged in and i just had to come back to this thread and say thank you to the OP… i was laughing for a good 10 minutes. especially about the red eyes ahahahahahaha</p>
<p>LOL, I have one (it sits batteryless on my shelf) and its a gray and white module.</p>
<p>Thank you for this.</p>
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<p>SUPER BUMP!</p>
<p>this thread is full of win.</p>
<p>bag him, tag him, and stow him away</p>
<p>Put the batteries in backwards so it stops working but he can’t tell you took them out.</p>
<p>Just tell your roommate straight up “are we really gaining anything keeping this thing on 24/7”? Other then that there’s a million of ways to get it to shut up… microwave, batteries, put dead battery’s in it, open it and cut the speakers in it, leave the window open… Better then letting the thing make you go crazy</p>
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<p>That reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld. <a href=“http://i535.■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■/albums/ee353/Jerzey_Jon/MrMarbles.png?t=1282517682[/url]”>http://i535.■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■/albums/ee353/Jerzey_Jon/MrMarbles.png?t=1282517682</a></p>
<p>those things are terrifying. I can remember one incident where mine turned on in the middle of the night and woke me up…I took out the batteries…</p>
<p>and it still was on…</p>
<p>I still find that scary and imagine how scary it was since I was only 6 years old.</p>
<p>okay everyone look at the date</p>
<p>^ aha i’m laughing here cuz this thread dates back to '08 and some of you guys are still giving suggestions XD</p>
<p>lolllllllllllll</p>
<p>This and the clam fart thread just made my night. I love CC!</p>