<p>Just do it when he is sleeping. Cant you do it under the covers? Really you are making a big deal out of this but you will be able to find a way.</p>
<p>It's so much easier for girls. They don't have to worry too much about "cleanup." Imagine walking to the bathroom.</p>
<p>pardon my ignorance
how do girls do it
i never understood</p>
<p>wow lol :p this is a funny thread</p>
<p>you seriously don't know how girls do it?</p>
<p>no i don't
care to explain</p>
<p>ahhh this is a scream (no pun intended :p)! </p>
<p>I am left speechless! lol</p>
<p>I don't know how to explain it a non-graphic way. maybe someone else can do it a little better than i can</p>
<p>"In fact, on the first night there, why not get the whole floor involved? Get some nice male bonding going."</p>
<p>Coed dorms work great ;)</p>
<p>Man do you know how humans mate, thats the same way women masterbate.</p>
<p>Hehe, that rhymed. Why am I still reading this thread?</p>
<p>...dude..tizzy...you should go to college with your main objective being to get laid as much as possible.. not worry about where ur gonna wack off.....</p>
<p>wow, this is one wierd @$$ post</p>
<p>tizzy, peice of advice....get a girl!!! I have never heard of guy so worried about being able to masturbate. Get a girl dude....thats wut they are for. Then when u get a girl make arrangements with ur roomie. For example, when u have a "do not disturb sign" that means he cant come in.....</p>
<p>lol this thread is retarded</p>
<p>I really question some of the people on this board posting stuff like this. This compels me to question whether they get out of the house once in a while....</p>
<p>Maybe u need counseling?</p>
<p>Its funny though, that this is one of the most active posts right now.</p>
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<p>^agreed</p>
<p>.</p>
<p>unearth what do they use</p>
<p>i really wish this thread had a more obvious title...it might have spared me</p>
<p>They do it everywhere, anytime, on the floor and leaning on the door, and in the covers with their lovers. LOL</p>
<p>The shower thing should be fine if there are doors that lock on the showers, but seriously...who opens the shower door/curtain on someone?</p>
<p>Anyway, last summer I did a summer program at a college and had the same sorta situation you're describing. Just try and figure out your roommates schedule and do it when they're not around. However, sometimes schedules change and they could walk in on you. That's why its important to be wearing a pear of athletic shorts that are easy to pull up if that situation occurs.</p>
<p>Its really not a big deal. Everyone* masterbates.</p>
<p>Download the song "The internet is for porn" from Avenue Q. It's great.</p>
<p>*If you say you don't....you're just lying to yourself.</p>
<p>I've actually been wondering about this. <em>blushes</em> The fact that there's "no clean-up" for me, doesn't lessen my anxiety.</p>