NYT: Congratulations it's an honor, you're invited...It's a sales pitch!

<p>My Guidance Counselor told me to store all of the mail I get into one pile, and then do what she calls “Junk Mail Time” - Grab a soda and some doritos and dig through it and weed out the stuff I don’t want.</p>

<p>… It’s sad that she actually works for a school.</p>