<p>Bump!!!</p>
<p>Not sure why the first thread on the list needed bump. But okay :)</p>
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<p>We’re both lawyers.</p>
<p>Oh, here’s one: </p>
<p>Q) How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One. They are quite skilled at that sort of thing.</p>
<p>hardyharhar</p>
<p>Okay, does someone want to inform me about cursing and stuff on here? I typed the first letter of the word, stars, then the last letter and I got an infraction for “purposely evading the filter” or something. So what’s the rule about typing cuss words?</p>
<p>That’s a good joke, Elizabeth. Tell it again.</p>
<p>What did the high-strung senior buy during the two hours she spent at the mall in attempt to destress after her Cornell interview? … Nothing.</p>
<p>Lol sorry didn’t see your post above. You know what, it’s an “off topic” thread I can say whatever I want haha. And wow, just got another message, I didn’t know we weren’t allowed to cuss at all!</p>
<p>I was kidding! I’ve swore on CC before, though. Never notified about anything.</p>
<p>i guess you just want to avoid having to many ****** **** in your posts to be safe.</p>
<p>@ravenclaw my condolence. Make yourself feel better by posting stupid **** on this thread.</p>
<p>A Mormon, a Muslim, and a Baptist are sitting in a bar. This is strange, as none of them are allowed to drink alcohol.</p>
<p>I know you were kidding! Edited my post, haha. Yeah well I didn’t know you got infractions for that, this sucks don’t you have to only get like two infractions to lose posting privileges or something?</p>
<p>Has anyone noticed the word “knock” really doesn’t represent the actual sound of knocking whatsoever?</p>
<p>Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van</p>
<p>There’s an antijoke. The best kind.</p>
<p>Oh gee wiz guise, these jokes are so funny my insides are hurting.</p>
<p>Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.</p>
<p>There’s an anti-joke.</p>
<p>GUYS. Whitney Houston’s death makes this the worst Black History month EVER.</p>
<p>(obligatory) Why isn’t there white/asian/Native American/etc. history month?</p>
<p>because blacks were slaves</p>
<p>[Native</a> American Heritage Month 2011](<a href=“http://nativeamericanheritagemonth.gov/]Native”>http://nativeamericanheritagemonth.gov/)</p>
<p>[Asian</a> Pacific American Heritage Month - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_Pacific_American_Heritage_Month]Asian”>Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month - Wikipedia)</p>
<p>White history month is relatively unnecessary, seeing that white figures get recognition already. But, with that said, all racially connotated months are stupid.</p>
<p>The important thing is that WHITNEY HOUSTON DIED.</p>
<p>Hah yea, I think all racially connotated months are stupid too. I can’t say much for Whitney Houston. I was never a huge fan of her or anything, but she’ll be missed.</p>