Okay *****es... The Real Reason I Got In

Colleges and Universities A-Z Claremont McKenna College
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<p>my resume kicks ASS</p>

<p>• Invented Microsoft
• Made Peace with Iraq
• Killed Osama
• Had an affair with Monica Lewinski
• Invented Gatorade
• Wrote best selling novel (War & Peace)
• Academy-Awarding Winning Actress, (The Green Mile)
• PRESIDENT OF US (1996-2000)
• Nobel peace prize
• Prostitute (part time)
• Mother of 15
• CEO of Nike
• Creator/Star of famous TV show, “The Apprentice (fires/hire “employees”)
• International supermodel!!
• Found cure for cancer/AIDS</p>

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<p>DAMNNNN</p>

<p>you put the rest of us to shame...how do you manage to find the time to sell your body on the streets of new jersey AND be the leader of the free world?!?!</p>

<p>thank you for adding humor. i'm tired of people being defensive and argumentative on posts. let's all just share some love :)</p>

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<p>juliahelen, i think it's wrong of you to waste valuable posting space on CC with your ridiculous and dishonest antics. </p>

<p>everybody knows you didn't invent gatorade.</p>

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<p>okay FINE alright. i invented gatorade ice instead. so sue me. you're just angry because you live in new jersey.</p>

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<p>ps... if you were on my television show, the Apprentice, you would SO be fired.</p>

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<p>This thread has long been dead… but I hope I meet people like this at CMC :D</p>