<p>Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.</p>
<p>Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."</p>
<p>What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? If you called the Suicide Hotline, they'd say: "Go ahead. Do it!" Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.</p>
<p>In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.</p>