Personality Defect Test

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<p>hahaha this is sooo funny!!!! lol</p>

<p>Your Score: Hand-RaiserYou are 85% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so. </p>

<p>To put it less negatively: </p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more GENTLE than brutal. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. </p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Brute.</p>

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<p>Blah, I got robot.</p>

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<p>Booyahkasha! The first Capitalist Pig! And to think, I want to go into a career where I'm a line item on a Federal budget sheet!</p>

<p>Your Score: Capitalist Pig
You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. This also means that you are particularly swinish, willing to grouse in any amount of s<strong>t for your own gain, and obese with greed. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others, just like the principle of Democracy in America. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. But despite your intentions to see others as equal, and to not be an arrogant t</strong>t, it must always be remembered that while all animals are created equal, some are more equal than others--the pigs being more equal. So while you may not be full of yourself, you certainly don't treat others with the respect they deserve. So like any farmyard pig, you are greedy, noisy, and don't care about others. The only difference between you and a pig is that you are more rational and intelligent. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. But at least you're not a platypus. It must suck to be a platypus, you know? All those identity issues. </p>

<p>To put it less negatively: </p>

<ol>
<li>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. </li>
<li>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. </li>
<li>You are more BRUTAL than gentle. </li>
<li>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. </li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Starving Artist. two ex-girlfriends to prove it</p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Smartass best friend, the Braggart other best friend, and the Spiteful Loner really really funny good friend.</p>

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<p>Robots represent yo.</p>

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<p>You are 57% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an *******. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.</p>

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<p>I'm a robot. Utterly wrong. I mean, yes, I'm rational, but I'm also very emo occasionally.</p>

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^Hey! Chaostheory changed his thing!!

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<p>what exactly are you refering to? ;)</p>

<p>anyway:</p>

<p>my results:</p>

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Your Score: Hand-RaiserYou are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so. </p>

<p>To put it less negatively: </p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more GENTLE than brutal. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. </p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Brute. </p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

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<p>As much as I hate to admit it, that test is actually quite accurate!</p>

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<p>Am I really the only Schoolyard Bully? I need another bully... then we can start a gang and beat up the Haughty Intellectuals and Hand-Raisers =P</p>

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<p>Robots |D \/\/ || Schoolyard Bullies. We have plasma rifles. :cool:</p>

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<p>Yes, but I'm a sociopath. I can kill you all from a million miles away.</p>

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<p>We robots should all unite and wipe out all the people on here. muahaha, rationalism FTW</p>

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<p>Indeed. If it bleeds, we can kill it.</p>

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<p>omg, what if it doesn't? <em>scared</em></p>

<p>Wait robots don't have emotions. ERROR</p>

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<p>The Sociopaths (me included :P) would kill all of you..</p>

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<ol>
<li><p>All humans bleed or have the potential to bleed.</p></li>
<li><p>All sociopaths are human.</p></li>
<li><p>Therefore, all sociopaths bleed.</p></li>
<li><p>If it bleeds, we can kill it.</p></li>
<li><p>*We can kill all Sociopaths. *</p></li>
</ol>

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<p>R0B0T > Sociopath.</p>

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<p>Your Score: Hand-RaiserYou are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY ****ing kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so. </p>

<p>To put it less negatively: </p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more GENTLE than brutal. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. </p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Brute. </p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.</p>

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<p>You robots couldn't hurt a fly.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.13a.co.uk/images/tobar/Mechanoid%20Robot.jpg%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://www.13a.co.uk/images/tobar/Mechanoid%20Robot.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>

<p>Yeah. I could beat that up.</p>

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<p>Your Score: Robot</p>

<p>You are 85% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Class Clown. </p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual. </p>

<p>thats true but im more like a robot programmed to hate people lol</p>

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<p>SOCIOPATHS RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
ROBOTS CLEAN THE BATHROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p>

<p>You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it! </p>

<p>To put it less negatively: </p>

<ol>
<li><p>You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more BRUTAL than gentle. </p></li>
<li><p>You are more ARROGANT than humble. </p></li>
</ol>

<p>Compatibility:</p>

<p>Your exact opposite is the Hippie.</p>

<p>Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.</p>

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<p>haha so true</p>

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You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.</p>

<p>You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it! </p>

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